Leaderboard

We're still polishing the Asshole Meter — your go-to satirical leaderboard for laughs, truth, and democracy in action. Submit your nominations and see who’s topping the charts!

• #1 Jay Shetty

  Score: 29

  Known for spinning recycled quotes and claiming years in a monastery (some say more Instagram than India), Jay’s million-dollar motivational machine turns borrowed wisdom into viral gold. Whether it’s deep or just well-packaged, his content keeps followers coming back for more feel-good vibes. You be the judge.

  First class asshole ?

  👍30👎1

• #2 JD Vance

  Score: 13

  Author of Hillbilly Elegy and self-proclaimed champion of “Middle America,” Vance once directed the question, “Have you said thank you once?” to Ukrainian President Zelensky — you be the judge.

  First class asshole ?

  👍14👎1

• #3 Kim Jong Un

  Score: 11

  Kim Jong Un – North Korea’s self-styled “Rocket Man,” known for flashy missile tests and a flair for the dramatic. Aligning himself with other notorious leaders like Putin, his rule mixes paranoia, ego, and some say a touch of small-man syndrome. You be the judge

  First class asshole ?

  👍12👎1

• #4 Benjamin Netanyahu

  Score: 10

  Benjamin Netanyahu — The man accused by the International Criminal Court of war crimes, leading a blockade that starves millions in Gaza to protect a few. A ruthless political operator with a license to divide and conquer. Champion of his people or cold-blooded oppressor? You be the judge.

  First class asshole ?

  👍11👎1

• #5 Marco Rubio

  Score: 10

  Florida senator with a knack for headlines and headline-making alliances. He’s been accused of bending institutions like the ICC to shield allies such as Prime Minister Netanyahu. Respect for the rule of law? Optional. Ambition? Unlimited. You be the judge.

  First class asshole ?

  👍11👎1

• #6 Donald Trump

  Score: 9

  Known for his larger-than-life persona and reality TV flair, Trump’s political career is full of twists. His obvious reverence for Vladimir Putin didn’t go unnoticed — a former Australian PM described it as “really creepy.” Trump once claimed he could end the Ukraine war in 24 hours. You be the judge.

  First class asshole ?

  👍9👎0

• #7 Vladimir Putin

  Score: 8

  Master of eliminating all opponents — at whatever cost. From cracking down on dissenters like Navalny to launching wars that shake the world, his iron grip is fueled by a toxic mix of power obsession and small man syndrome. A figure whose legacy is as controversial as it is ruthless. You be the judge.

  First class asshole ?

  👍8👎0

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